Out there on the information highway
I missed my exit, pulled a U-turn
Got hit by a truck
Now I don't know where I am
This language I don't understand
It's Yiddish or Swahili
So I guess I'm out of luck.
There's lots of things those help screens never tell you
All that money you've been spending
Went straight down a hole.
You've got that fine computer
But you don't know how to use 'er
And you've got to ask your kid for help
Although he's five years old. . .